“Get in the robot Garfield or Otis will have to do it again.
There’s lasagna in the Eva.”
The shirt is available HERE!
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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. Iβd take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
me: *slaps neck* COME GET YβALL FUCKING JUICE
the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:
# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized
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I almost had you. Yeah, well don’t beat yourself up about it.
WILLOW
1.01 • The Gales
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“it’s okay to live with your parents as an adult if you’re disabled” “it’s okay if it’s a cultural thing” “it’s okay if you’re trying to save mon-” shh. listen. it is okay for any reason. you don’t need to have a justification. if your parents are alright with it and you’re alright with it you can just do it. peace and love on planet earth etc etc
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Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition
A monk and a punk
love this one.
dude
no those brothers are going to save rock and roll
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I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.
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Ugly Animal Jail
The only ugly animal I see is the pig
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What do you say you have a look at this? Tell me what you see.
A light in the darkness.
A bearded man.
A mushroom cloud.
A head on a pillow.
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tigger like two years ago
tigger nine hours ago
They de-aged this dog by like 6 years what the fuck
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